somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Randomize