oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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