they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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