That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Don't make out with my wife yet
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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