I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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