I heard we made out
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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