..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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