No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
It's blow job season.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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