she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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