I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
