Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I deserve this hangover.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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