What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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