i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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