Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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