can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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