A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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