you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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