I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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