yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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