dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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