whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
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He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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