1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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