all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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