She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Brb crying the tears of my youth
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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