Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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