I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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