Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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