Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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