I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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