Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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