i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
