woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
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