Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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