lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
