your thong is hanging out like whoa
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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