weddingsv make me drug and hornr
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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