Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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