How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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