Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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