your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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