How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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