Dual....:-)
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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