her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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