i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Randomize
