Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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