I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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