Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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