At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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