On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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