so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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