Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
one might say we're banned from that church
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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