And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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