Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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