she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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