So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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