Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I look excited, but its just a facade.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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