How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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