I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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