fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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